The Pacific Union State of Alantisci is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Emperor Papaltine with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.142 billion Alantiscians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corunsaunt System. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Alantiscian economy, worth 200 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,672 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Alantisci, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art", and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alantisci's national animal is the Anything, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is None.

Alantisci is ranked 147,852^nd in the world and 24^th in Mirror World for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 286.09 Tourists Per Hour.