The Federation of Alans Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the National Assembly with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.54 billion Alans Landians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alans Landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,216 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,383 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Alans Land. Crime is totally unknown. Alans Land's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alans Land is ranked 30,601^st in the world and 439^th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,410.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.