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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,775thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,914thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,402nd
The People's Republic of
Libertarian Police State
Forged by the People’s Struggle
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Alaniztan

Population1.324 billion

CapitalAlangrad
Leaderthe Alaniztani Communist Party
FaithAtheism

CurrencyPeople's Dollar
AnimalOpossum

The People's Republic of Alaniztan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Alaniztani Communist Party with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 1.324 billion Alaniztanis are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alangrad. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alaniztani economy, worth 147 trillion People's Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 111,541 People's Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Alangrad, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, The Alaniztani Communist Party panders to nontraditional families, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Alaniztani as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime is totally unknown. Alaniztan's national animal is the Opossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Alaniztan is ranked 15,949th in the world and 29th in Thalassia for Most Secular, with 63.82 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,775thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,914thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,402ndMost Armed: 6,420thNicest Citizens: 6,999thMost Inclusive: 8,172ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,500thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,936thHighest Drug Use: 9,287thMost Cultured: 10,495thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,667thMost Influential: 12,397thNudest: 12,510thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,690thLargest Retail Industry: 13,553rdMost Developed: 13,791stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,567thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,051stMost Secular: 15,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,145thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,160thMost Efficient Economies: 17,099thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,156th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alaniztan, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Alaniztani as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Alaniztan, The Alaniztani Communist Party panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Alaniztan endorsed The Grand Republic of Jerkania.
  • : Alaniztan was endorsed by The Grand Republic of Jerkania.
  • : Following new legislation in Alaniztan, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Alaniztan, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Alangrad.
  • : Alaniztan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Alaniztan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Aurelia"".
  • : Following new legislation in Alaniztan, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Alaniztan, it's best not to ask what goes into Alangrad Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.

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