The Empire of Alaninia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 319 million Alaninians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alaninia City. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alaninian economy, worth 27.6 trillion Als a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,513 Als, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alaninia's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alaninia is ranked 19,466^th in the world and 613^th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.18 Years.