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Most Valuable International Artwork: 174thHighest Crime Rates: 5,312thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,693rd
The Gradual Disintegration of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Life happened.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Alan

Population26.401 billion

CapitalThe City of First Light

Currencysingle-origin chocolate bar
Animalmalfunctioning blue keyboard

The Gradual Disintegration of Alan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 26.401 billion Alanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of First Light. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The strong Alanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion single-origin chocolate bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,715 single-origin chocolate bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alan's national animal is the malfunctioning blue keyboard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alan is ranked 65,864th in the world and 6th in Hippy Haven for Most Pro-Market, scoring 63.22 on the Rand Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 174thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 5,312thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,693rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,544thLargest Populations: 6,594thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,249thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,596thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17,972ndNudest: 18,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,140thHighest Economic Output: 20,300thBest Weather: 21,225thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,379thMost Secular: 22,419thSmartest Citizens: 24,491stNicest Citizens: 24,566thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,050thHighest Food Quality: 25,498thMost Cultured: 28,349th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Alan, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Alan, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Alan, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Alan, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Alan, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Alan, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.

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