by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 691stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,153rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,273rd
The Gradual Disintegration of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Life happened.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Alan

Population22.819 billion

CapitalThe City of First Light

Currencysingle-origin chocolate bar
Animalmalfunctioning blue keyboard

The Gradual Disintegration of Alan is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 22.819 billion Alanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of First Light. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The strong Alanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion single-origin chocolate bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,372 single-origin chocolate bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's often raining men (hallelujah) in The City of First Light, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, solid-gold toilets are Alanian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alan's national animal is the malfunctioning blue keyboard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alan is ranked 71,028th in the world and 35th in Hippy Haven for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 691stTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6,153rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,273rdLargest Populations: 6,961stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,548thNudest: 11,992ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,066thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,441stHighest Economic Output: 15,372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,637thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,447thSmartest Citizens: 20,606thBest Weather: 21,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,437thMost Cultured: 22,263rdHighest Food Quality: 24,024thMost Pacifist: 24,290thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,164th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Alan, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Alan's influence in Hippy Haven rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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