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Most Primitive: 22,190thMost Armed: 23,570thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,974th
The Wisdom of
Authoritarian Democracy
This house was empty, the trees moved in and so did we
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

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Alamite Junimos

Population4.224 billion

Currencylira
Animalporpoise

The Wisdom of Alamite Junimos is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.224 billion Alamite Junimosians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Alamite Junimosian economy, worth 200 trillion lire a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,574 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and billions of lire are being poured into a space program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alamite Junimos's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Alamite Junimos is ranked 54,951st in the world and 1st in the great empire of the wise leader for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 67.23 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Primitive: 22,190thMost Armed: 23,570thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,974thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,139th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alamite Junimos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamite Junimos, billions of lire are being poured into a space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamite Junimos, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamite Junimos, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamite Junimos, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamite Junimos, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Alamite Junimos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamite Junimos, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamite Junimos, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamite Junimos, politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public.

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