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Most Rebellious Youth: 422ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 440thMost Cheerful Citizens: 472nd
The Gilded Lands of
Left-wing Utopia
Salus populi suprema lex esto
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Population10.516 billion

LeaderEliana Marchesi


The Gilded Lands of Alamei is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eliana Marchesi with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.516 billion Alameians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockwood. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alameian economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion Norrels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,855 Norrels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and it's all quiet on the western front. Crime is totally unknown. Alamei's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alamei is ranked 27,364th in the world and 1,055th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 78.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Rebellious Youth: 422ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 440thMost Cheerful Citizens: 472ndNicest Citizens: 488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 522ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 537thMost Advanced Public Education: 685thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 691stMost Cultured: 800thMost Advanced Public Transport: 809thMost Developed: 817thMost Inclusive: 829thHealthiest Citizens: 837thSmartest Citizens: 853rdMost Pacifist: 886thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 921stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 951stMost Beautiful Environments: 974thLongest Average Lifespans: 981stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,085thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,086thLargest Governments: 1,284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,327thSafest: 1,605thBest Weather: 1,609thTop
Most Influential: 1,960thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,221stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,810thHighest Average Incomes: 4,383rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,583rdHighest Economic Output: 5,470thMost Secular: 5,871stNudest: 7,826thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,752ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,328th
Most Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 48th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 54th in the regionMost Inclusive: 59th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionSafest: 88th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 207th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 212th in the regionNudest: 259th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 262nd in the regionMost Secular: 312th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 374th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 413th in the regionLargest Populations: 444th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 536th in the regionMost Influential: 668th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 837th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 914th in the region

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