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Most Rebellious Youth: 435thLeast Corrupt Governments: 459thMost Cheerful Citizens: 476th
The Gilded Lands of
Left-wing Utopia
Salus populi suprema lex esto
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.519 billion

LeaderEliana Marchesi


The Gilded Lands of Alamei is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eliana Marchesi with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.519 billion Alameians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockwood. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alameian economy, worth a remarkable 2,621 trillion Norrels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,601 Norrels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, saying "don't do anything that Eliana Marchesi wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, skateparks can be found in every city, and Lockwood's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime is totally unknown. Alamei's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alamei is ranked 185,982nd in the world and 8,867th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 284.96 milliStalins.

Most Rebellious Youth: 435thLeast Corrupt Governments: 459thMost Cheerful Citizens: 476thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 478thNicest Citizens: 512thMost Compassionate Citizens: 569thMost Advanced Public Education: 665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 769thMost Influential: 795thMost Cultured: 812thMost Developed: 837thHealthiest Citizens: 858thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 868thSmartest Citizens: 885thMost Inclusive: 894thMost Pacifist: 919thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 924thMost Beautiful Environments: 941stLongest Average Lifespans: 986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,054thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,278thLargest Governments: 1,281stSafest: 1,485thBest Weather: 1,502ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,959thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,242ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,605thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,625thMost Efficient Economies: 2,903rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,437thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,669thHighest Economic Output: 5,288thMost Secular: 6,387thNudest: 9,513thLowest Crime Rates: 10,354thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17,763rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,529th
Most Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionSafest: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 98th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 150th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 209th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 274th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 277th in the regionMost Secular: 345th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 346th in the regionNudest: 350th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 390th in the regionLargest Populations: 402nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 515th in the regionMost Politically Free: 888th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 919th in the region

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