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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,344th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,698th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,517th
The United Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Even when broken, a sword may still cut
King Gerrit II
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Alahana

Population13.833 billion

CapitalAlahan City
LeaderKing Gerrit II

CurrencyPrasar
AnimalPhoenix

The United Republic of Alahana is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Gerrit II with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.833 billion Alahanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alahan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alahanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion Prasars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 94,692 Prasars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alahana's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alahana is ranked 83,442nd in the world and 3,550th in Lazarus for Most Pro-Market, scoring 47.22 on the Rand Index.

Top
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,344thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,517thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,985thBest Weather: 5,690thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,903rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,554thSafest: 7,641stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,758thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,134thMost Developed: 8,314thTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,605thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,888thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,549thHighest Economic Output: 10,691stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,447thNicest Citizens: 11,785thLargest Governments: 11,801stMost Cultured: 11,977thMost Pacifist: 12,704thLargest Populations: 12,885thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,195thHealthiest Citizens: 14,890thSmartest Citizens: 16,302nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 145th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 252nd in the regionBest Weather: 294th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 317th in the regionTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 357th in the regionLargest Populations: 395th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 402nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 417th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 418th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 441st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 444th in the regionMost Developed: 444th in the regionSafest: 453rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 473rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 594th in the regionNicest Citizens: 653rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, Most Cheerful Citizens, and Safest.
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Alahana was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Alahana ceased to exist in Greater Ixnay.

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