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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,348th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,694th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,517th
The United Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Even when broken, a sword may still cut
King Gerrit II
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Alahana

Population13.839 billion

CapitalAlahan City
LeaderKing Gerrit II

CurrencyPrasar
AnimalPhoenix

The United Republic of Alahana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Gerrit II with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.839 billion Alahanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alahan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alahanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,310 trillion Prasars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 94,692 Prasars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alahana's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alahana is ranked 150,384th in the world and 6,253rd in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.93 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,694thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,517thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,990thBest Weather: 5,685thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,908thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,288thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,574thSafest: 7,648thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,764thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,134thMost Developed: 8,315thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,602ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,894thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,564thHighest Economic Output: 10,718thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,090thLowest Crime Rates: 11,439thNicest Citizens: 11,791stLargest Governments: 11,796thMost Cultured: 11,995thMost Pacifist: 12,707thLargest Populations: 12,914thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,223rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,902ndSmartest Citizens: 16,326th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 145th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 236th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 254th in the regionBest Weather: 296th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 320th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 354th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 399th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 405th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 420th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 423rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 442nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 444th in the regionMost Developed: 449th in the regionSafest: 458th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 473rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 596th in the regionNicest Citizens: 659th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, Most Cheerful Citizens, and Safest.
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Alahana was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Alahana ceased to exist in Greater Ixnay.

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