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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,359th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,692nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,525th
The United Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Even when broken, a sword may still cut
King Gerrit II
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Alahana

Population13.839 billion

CapitalAlahan City
LeaderKing Gerrit II

CurrencyPrasar
AnimalPhoenix

The United Republic of Alahana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Gerrit II with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.839 billion Alahanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alahan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alahanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,310 trillion Prasars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 94,692 Prasars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alahana's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alahana is ranked 150,795th in the world and 6,283rd in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.93 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,692ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,525thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,007thBest Weather: 5,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,784thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,923rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,303rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,601stSafest: 7,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,136thMost Developed: 8,316thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,611thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,774thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,588thHighest Economic Output: 10,743rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,109thLowest Crime Rates: 11,444thNicest Citizens: 11,815thLargest Governments: 11,816thMost Cultured: 12,004thMost Pacifist: 12,729thLargest Populations: 12,937thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,257thHealthiest Citizens: 14,912thSmartest Citizens: 16,342nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 145th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 254th in the regionBest Weather: 297th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 319th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 355th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 399th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 409th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 421st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 429th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 441st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 442nd in the regionMost Developed: 450th in the regionSafest: 456th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 475th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 540th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 598th in the regionNicest Citizens: 661st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Alahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, Most Cheerful Citizens, and Safest.
  • : Alahana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Alahana was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Alahana ceased to exist in Greater Ixnay.

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