Population | 13.466 billion |
Capital | Central Heights |
Leader | the Governor |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Al Kuwaiti is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.466 billion Al Kuwaitians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.
The very strong Al Kuwaitian economy, worth 956 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 71,036 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, Al Kuwaiti has designated Central Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Al Kuwaiti in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Al Kuwaiti's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Al Kuwaiti is ranked 90,659th in the world and 513th in 0000 for Most Stationary, with 499.37931234148 days.
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- : Al Kuwaiti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Al Kuwaiti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Al Kuwaiti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Al Kuwaiti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Al Kuwaiti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Al Kuwaiti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Al Kuwaiti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Largest Populations.
- : Al Kuwaiti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Al Kuwaiti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Al Kuwaiti's influence in 0000 rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".