The Empire of Al Capone is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.642 billion Al Caponeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leavenworth Kansas. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Al Caponean economy, worth 701 trillion guns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,138 guns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al Capone's national animal is the attorney, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Al Capone is ranked 311,799^th in the world and 1^st in Leavenworth Kansas for Most Pacifist, with 5.92 cheeks turned per day.