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Largest Populations: 911th Highest Crime Rates: 1,111th Most Stationary: 1,173rd
The Gibbering Madness of
Anarchy
When the stars are right HE shall return!
God Emperor H P Lovecraft
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Al-Khadhulu

Population32.121 billion

CapitalInnsmouth
LeaderGod Emperor H P Lovecraft

CurrencyVEXED SOYLENT GREENBACK
AnimalABOMINATION CTHULHU

The Gibbering Madness of Al-Khadhulu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by God Emperor H P Lovecraft with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.121 billion Al-Khadhuluans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsmouth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The enormous but inefficient Al-Khadhuluan economy, worth a remarkable 2,759 trillion VEXED SOYLENT GREENBACKS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 85,905 VEXED SOYLENT GREENBACKS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,248 per year while the poor average 20,781, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Al-Khadhulu's national animal is the ABOMINATION CTHULHU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Al-Khadhulu is ranked 170,371st in the world and 5,796th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -32.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Populations: 911thHighest Crime Rates: 1,111thMost Stationary: 1,173rdRudest Citizens: 1,198thMost Armed: 1,257thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,523rdTop
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Most Avoided: 2,688thFattest Citizens: 3,092ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,368thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,579thHighest Economic Output: 3,675thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,014thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,606thMost Pro-Market: 8,286thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,352ndTop
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Nudest: 8,617thMost Influential: 9,407thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,666thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,356thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,733rdSmartest Citizens: 14,529thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,200th
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Largest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92nd in the regionMost Avoided: 139th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 165th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionFattest Citizens: 179th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 181st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 188th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 197th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 327th in the regionNudest: 363rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 438th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 452nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 457th in the regionMost Politically Free: 462nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 536th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 537th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 543rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Al-Khadhulu, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Al-Khadhulu, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Al-Khadhulu, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction.
  • : Following new legislation in Al-Khadhulu, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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