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Largest Populations: 867thMost Stationary: 1,049thHighest Crime Rates: 1,102nd
The Gibbering Madness of
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When the stars are right HE shall return!
God Emperor H P Lovecraft
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Al-Khadhulu

Population34.996 billion

CapitalInnsmouth
LeaderGod Emperor H P Lovecraft

CurrencyVEXED SOYLENT GREENBACK
AnimalABOMINATION CTHULHU

The Gibbering Madness of Al-Khadhulu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by God Emperor H P Lovecraft with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.996 billion Al-Khadhuluans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsmouth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The Al-Khadhuluan economy, worth a remarkable 3,157 trillion VEXED SOYLENT GREENBACKS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 90,221 VEXED SOYLENT GREENBACKS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,066 per year while the poor average 20,423, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', third world countries are rich in "I Love Innsmouth" t-shirts, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Al-Khadhulu's national animal is the ABOMINATION CTHULHU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Al-Khadhulu is ranked 173,846th in the world and 6,517th in Lazarus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Populations: 867thMost Stationary: 1,049thHighest Crime Rates: 1,102ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,303rdRudest Citizens: 1,305thMost Armed: 1,867thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,187thMost Avoided: 2,507thFattest Citizens: 2,980thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,464thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,802ndHighest Economic Output: 3,810thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,406thTop
10%
Nudest: 10,812thMost Influential: 11,541stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,766thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,017thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,456thMost Pro-Market: 13,539thSmartest Citizens: 15,153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,972ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,170thLargest Black Market: 18,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,886thMost Politically Free: 19,774th
Top
1%
Largest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Armed: 68th in the regionTop
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 77th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 137th in the regionFattest Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 184th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 190th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 285th in the regionTop
10%
Nudest: 410th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 456th in the regionMost Politically Free: 482nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 527th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 580th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 611th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 625th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 654th in the regionMost Extreme: 734th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Al-Khadhulu, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Al-Khadhulu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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