Largest Gambling Industry: 247th Most Corrupt Governments: 651st Most Ignorant Citizens: 805th
The Akuist Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow
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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, avant-garde cinema, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.951 billion Aku Cityians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 167,183 Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 876,077 per year while the poor average 17,097, a ratio of 51.2 to 1.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Aku Cityian language, and every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevikoism.

Aku City is ranked 125,997th in the world and 231st in New Warsaw Pact for Most Average, scoring 29.03 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Gambling Industry: 247thMost Corrupt Governments: 651stMost Ignorant Citizens: 805thMost Efficient Economies: 893rdMost Devout: 1,012thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,100thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,253rdMost Avoided: 1,318thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,648thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,724thLargest Mining Sector: 1,898thFattest Citizens: 2,065thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,207thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,610thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,933rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,112thRudest Citizens: 4,246thHighest Economic Output: 4,550thNudest: 4,641stMost Armed: 5,674thHighest Average Incomes: 7,579thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,663rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,096thLargest Populations: 10,773rdMost Stationary: 10,879thLargest Black Market: 11,710thMost Pro-Market: 11,869thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,731stLargest Retail Industry: 14,261stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,906thHighest Drug Use: 15,252ndMost Influential: 15,998th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the region

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