The People's Greater Order of Akshireuya is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Seaghán Winterheart with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.408 billion Akshireuyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noviruem. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Akshireuyan economy, worth 315 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,208 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, and ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Akshireuyan beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akshireuya's national animal is the Akshireuyan Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Disciples of the Book.

Akshireuya is ranked 20,232^nd in the world and 779^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,160.67 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.