The Wanagiyata of Akilehan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Minnie Hollow Wood with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.328 billion Akilehanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ateyapi. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Akilehanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,085 trillion Santees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,923 Santees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores, and sex changes are routinely performed at Akilehan's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Akilehan's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ghost Dance.

Akilehan is ranked 42,533^rd in the world and 23^rd in New Warsaw Pact for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.66 law-abiding acts per hour.