The Totally Awesome Country of Aki iki is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Anis Onk with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.729 billion Akians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ank-An. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Aki economy, worth 197 trillion Oiks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,027 Oiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aki iki's national animal is the Akian redtail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Aki iki is ranked 45,751^st in the world and 15^th in Kerbals of the North for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.85 bananas ingested per day.