The People's Republic of Akheti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prophet Caellalle with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.787 billion Akhetians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kheigh City. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Akhetian economy, worth a remarkable 4,847 trillion minzis a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 379,089 minzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and property subletting is going underground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akheti's national animal is the Amoeba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ulikuhinism.

Akheti is ranked 1,761^st in the world and 13^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 806.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.