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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 369thLargest Black Market: 784thLargest Retail Industry: 821st
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Faith Rewards The Righteous.
Prophet Caellalle
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Akheti

Population12.787 billion

CapitalKheigh City
LeaderProphet Caellalle
FaithUlikuhinism

Currencyminzi
AnimalAmoeba

The People's Republic of Akheti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prophet Caellalle with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.787 billion Akhetians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kheigh City. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Akhetian economy, worth a remarkable 4,847 trillion minzis a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 379,089 minzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and property subletting is going underground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akheti's national animal is the Amoeba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ulikuhinism.

Akheti is ranked 1,761st in the world and 13th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 806.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 369thLargest Black Market: 784thLargest Retail Industry: 821stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 836thLargest Insurance Industry: 987thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 999thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,151stHighest Average Incomes: 1,167thLargest Mining Sector: 1,226thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,852ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,227thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,512thMost Efficient Economies: 2,604thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,675thHighest Economic Output: 2,746thMost Armed: 3,085thLowest Crime Rates: 3,109thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,897thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,107thMost Patriotic: 4,500thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,578thMost Developed: 5,232ndSmartest Citizens: 5,666thRudest Citizens: 5,823rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,563rdLargest Governments: 6,711thMost Devout: 8,276thMost Cultured: 8,986thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,618thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,457thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,634thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,670thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,133rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,590thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,653rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,428thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,735thLargest Populations: 25,468thHighest Food Quality: 25,561st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Akheti, property subletting is going underground.
  • : Following new legislation in Akheti, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Akheti, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Akheti, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
  • : Akheti was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Shaiyang.
  • : Akheti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Akheti, third world countries are rich in "I Love Kheigh City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Akheti, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Akheti, billion-minzi sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts.
  • : Akheti was endorsed by The Federation of Draznia.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » ShrewLlamaLand, VlaRiSsiA 2, Johill, Feuraxia, Draznia, and Shaiyang.

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