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Most Devout: 16,547thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,183rdLargest Mining Sector: 21,887th
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Chrząszczyrzewoszyce powiat Łękołody
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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Aitnutand

Population882 million

CapitalJenulara
LeaderGrzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

CurrencyMae
AnimalIt's free real estate

The Armed Republic of Aitnutand is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 882 million Aitnutie are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenulara. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Aitnuti economy, worth 61.7 trillion Maes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,915 Maes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aitnutand's national animal is the It's free real estate, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aitnutand is ranked 178,814th in the world and 95th in Middle Earth for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.15 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Devout: 16,547thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,183rdLargest Mining Sector: 21,887thSafest: 24,977th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aitnutand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Aitnutand, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Aitnutand's influence in Middle Earth rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Aitnutand, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Aitnutand, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Aitnutand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Aitnutand, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Aitnutand, smog in Jenulara is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.
  • : Following new legislation in Aitnutand, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Aitnutand, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.

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