The Holy Kingdom of AIRFIELD 1 is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Starmbot with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 973 million AIRFIELD 1 Military are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodbridge airfield. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Military personnel economy, worth 130 trillion No currencies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,888 No currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, politicians take citizens for idiots, and teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of AIRFIELD 1. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AIRFIELD 1's national animal is the No animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AIRFIELD 1 is ranked 13,703^rd in the world and 15^th in KAISERREICH for Most Patriotic, with 61.5 flags saluted per person per day.