The Psychotic Dictatorship of Aiporhtse is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Xa Scorpio with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, avant-garde cinema, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.819 billion Aiporhtseians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ellivonhcara. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Aiporhtseian economy, worth 152 trillion Bloodcells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,922 Bloodcells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Aiporhtseians, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, international trade can be a pain to deal with, and 90% of active duty AAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aiporhtse's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Aiporhtse is ranked 7,868^th in the world and 2^nd in Nova Britannia Prima for Most Authoritarian, with 5,531.43 milliStalins.