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Most Primitive: 1,748thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,006thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,307th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Irankarapte (イランカラㇷ゚テ)!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Ainu Onpekotope

Population1.927 billion

LeaderAsirpa Sugimoto

Currencygolden kamuy
Animalrepun kaioga whale

The Nomadic Peoples of Ainu Onpekotope is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Asirpa Sugimoto with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.927 billion Utari have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nopperab˘. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ainu economy, worth 94.2 trillion golden kamuys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,867 golden kamuys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Ainu Onpekotope as a reminder of their "special relationship", charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ainu Onpekotope's national animal is the repun kaioga whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ainu Onpekotope is ranked 67,517th in the world and 55th in Yuno for Highest Poor Incomes, with 32,145.97 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Primitive: 1,748thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,006thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,307thMost Pacifist: 10,346thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,650thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,269thMost Cultured: 20,536thMost Inclusive: 21,234thNicest Citizens: 22,041stHighest Food Quality: 23,442ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,723rd
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the region

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