The Republic of Ainin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Maxime Bélanger with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.639 billion Aininians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huimont. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aininian economy, worth a remarkable 3,688 trillion lourés a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,103 lourés, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown. Ainin's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ainin is ranked 4,076^th in the world and 5^th in Esquarium for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,074.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.