The Republic of Ainin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Marianne de Lotbinière with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.718 billion Aininians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huimont. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aininian economy, worth a remarkable 3,499 trillion lourés a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,331 lourés, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime is totally unknown. Ainin's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ainin is ranked 1,469^th in the world and 1^st in Esquarium for Most Pacifist, with 205.82 Cheeks Turned Per Day.