The Republic of Ainin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Marianne de Lotbinière with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.996 billion Aininians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huimont. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aininian economy, worth a remarkable 3,366 trillion lourés a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,454 lourés, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime is totally unknown. Ainin's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ainin is ranked 21,206^th in the world and 13^th in Esquarium for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 15,148.1 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.