The Absolute State of Aingard is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surike with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.535 billion Aingardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansai Dorifto. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aingardian economy, worth 578 trillion ainzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,664 ainzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and no one gossips with Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surike during diplomatic summits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aingard's national animal is the sakura fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Proteccshunism.

Aingard is ranked 13,670^th in the world and 786^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 135.83 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.