The Absolute State of Aingard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surike with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.527 billion Aingardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansai Dorifto. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aingardian economy, worth 921 trillion ainzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,203 ainzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aingard's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", religious education is a new government priority, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aingard's national animal is the sakura fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Proteccshunism.

Aingard is ranked 3,197^th in the world and 275^th in Europe for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 73 valid endorsements.