Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 80th Most Corrupt Governments: 137th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 158th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Only with power can dreams be made real!
Sitravon Cificap
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The Empire of Ainavlys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sitravon Cificap with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.025 billion Ainavlysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzorcis. The average income tax rate is 13.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ainavlysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,921 trillion Cificaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 307,133 Cificaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Ainavlys are beset by rebels, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, school uniforms are compulsory, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ainavlys's national animal is the Divine Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dragoonism.

Ainavlys is ranked 161,293rd in the world and 4,672nd in Balder for Longest Average Lifespans, with 24.71 Years.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 80thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 158thLargest Mining Sector: 223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 462ndLargest Black Market: 515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 546thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 596thMost Cultured: 600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 773rdHighest Economic Output: 948thHighest Average Incomes: 1,180thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,213thLowest Crime Rates: 1,337thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,870thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,103rdFattest Citizens: 3,247thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,190thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,236thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,618thMost Secular: 5,397thLargest Populations: 5,651stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,748thMost Avoided: 6,077thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,827thLargest Governments: 9,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,093rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,847thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,306thMost Stationary: 14,439thMost Efficient Economies: 14,784thHighest Drug Use: 14,980thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,062ndMost Inclusive: 15,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,041st
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionLargest Populations: 116th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 117th in the regionMost Secular: 133rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 150th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 200th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 217th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 218th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 300th in the regionMost Stationary: 368th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 382nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 388th in the regionLargest Governments: 399th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 451st in the regionRudest Citizens: 468th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, governments opposing Ainavlys are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, Ainavlys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, foreign governments regularly accuse the Ainavlysian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, Sitravon Cificap's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Ainavlys.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.


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