The United States of Aidiarnia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nadia Beauchamp with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.184 billion Aidiarnians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aidiarnopolis. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aidiarnian economy, worth 571 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 179,481 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation excels at displacement, Nadia Beauchamp's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, the horniness of the great-horned cat is considered a national priority, and foreign workers are flooding in as dollars flood out. Crime is totally unknown. Aidiarnia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aquamarinism.

Aidiarnia is ranked 100,460^th in the world and 4,792^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,512.01 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.