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Aibohphobia

Population18.645 billion

CapitalInfinite Loop
LeaderDark Inquisitor
FaithAtheism

Currencynull
Animalmöbius cat

The Recursiveness of Aibohphobia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dark Inquisitor with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.645 billion Aibohphobians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinite Loop. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aibohphobian economy, worth a remarkable 9,426 trillion nulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 505,598 nulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is buying children's books by the thousands, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Aibohphobian military, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, and there's a hole in the heart of every Aibohphobian city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aibohphobia's national animal is the möbius cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Aibohphobia is ranked 226,130th in the world and 9th in Glass Gallows for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -56.56 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Developed: 11thMost Beautiful Environments: 11thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12thMost Advanced Public Education: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 15thMost Secular: 16thLowest Crime Rates: 17thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17thBest Weather: 21stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28thHealthiest Citizens: 33rdHighest Poor Incomes: 43rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 51stLargest Black Market: 66thMost Corrupt Governments: 70thSmartest Citizens: 126thHighest Average Tax Rates: 172ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 211thLargest Governments: 227thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 282ndHighest Average Incomes: 291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 467thHighest Economic Output: 509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 549thMost Cultured: 724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 910thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,331stMost Stationary: 1,879thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,963rdMost Authoritarian: 3,863rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,995thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,794thMost Conservative: 7,149thLargest Populations: 7,795thMost Influential: 8,742ndMost Income Equality: 8,785thTop
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Most Extreme: 17,134thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,293rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,928th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, there's a hole in the heart of every Aibohphobian city.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Aibohphobian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, the horniness of the great-horned möbius cat is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, people say chess victor Dark Inquisitor can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, Aibohphobian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, aides are afraid to ask if Dark Inquisitor wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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