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Most Beautiful Environments: 12th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th Most Secular: 18th
The Recursiveness of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Abandon all hope
Influence
Eminence Grise
Yodeling Aficionado and Sequins Commissar
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Aibohphobia

Population16.574 billion

CapitalInfinite Loop
LeaderDark Inquisitor
FaithAtheism

Currencynull
Animalmöbius cat

The Recursiveness of Aibohphobia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dark Inquisitor with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.574 billion Aibohphobians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinite Loop. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aibohphobian economy, worth a remarkable 4,696 trillion nulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 283,379 nulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, skateparks can be found in every city, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aibohphobia's national animal is the möbius cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Aibohphobia is ranked 5,114th in the world and 2nd in Glass Gallows for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,856.72 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 12thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18thMost Secular: 18thLowest Crime Rates: 20thBest Weather: 24thMost Developed: 34thHealthiest Citizens: 43rdLongest Average Lifespans: 48thMost Corrupt Governments: 80thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 190thSmartest Citizens: 193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 266thLargest Governments: 268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 269thHighest Poor Incomes: 391stMost Pacifist: 411thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 436thLargest Information Technology Sector: 472ndMost Cultured: 843rdHighest Economic Output: 1,679thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,777thHighest Average Incomes: 1,978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,027thMost Stationary: 2,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,139thMost Authoritarian: 2,291stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,185thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,533rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,114thMost Conservative: 6,656thMost Extreme: 6,678thMost Income Equality: 6,984thMost Influential: 7,488thLargest Populations: 8,079thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,483rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,963rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Aibohphobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Aibohphobia agreed to construct embassies between Glass Gallows and Vermont.
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Aibohphobia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.

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