The Theocracy of Ahuusa is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 598 million Ahuusarum are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Spirituality, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maginburgzland. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ahuuse economy, worth 21.6 trillion Flooremets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,146 Flooremets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahuusa's national animal is the Heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ahuusa is ranked 96,193^rd in the world and 446^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,671.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.