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Nudest: 271stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,148thMost Secular: 2,300th
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Ahsenagan

Population3.56 billion

CapitalAvihsov
LeaderThe Astounding Shantaya Namah
FaithHinduism

CurrencyPing
AnimalPenguin

The Commonwealth of Ahsenagan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Astounding Shantaya Namah with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory vegetarianism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 3.56 billion Ahsenagis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avihsov. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ahsenaganian economy, worth 397 trillion Pings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,670 Pings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visions of giant pink Penguins are a common side effect after Ahsenagis eat their meals, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, astronauts take one small step for Ahsenagan and one giant step backward from confrontation, and religion makes people horny. Crime is totally unknown. Ahsenagan's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Ahsenagan is ranked 18,322nd in the world and 42nd in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Governments, scoring 27.2 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Nudest: 271stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,148thMost Secular: 2,300thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,891stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,571stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,288thMost Inclusive: 7,860thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,369thLargest Black Market: 9,096thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,720thMost Cultured: 11,609thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,287thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,514thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,667thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,730thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,806thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,792ndSmartest Citizens: 14,956thNicest Citizens: 16,704thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,925thLargest Governments: 18,322ndBest Weather: 18,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,783rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,107th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ahsenagan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahsenagan, religion makes people horny.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahsenagan, astronauts take one small step for Ahsenagan and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahsenagan, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahsenagan, visions of giant pink Penguins are a common side effect after Ahsenagis eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahsenagan, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Ahsenagan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Citizenship And Birth Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Ahsenagan, you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind.
  • : Ahsenagan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahsenagan, the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Rumanian States, Exbrenia, and Vennos.

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