The Grand Supreme POEAM Founder of Ahroun is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.442 billion Ahrounians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tetraahn. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The all-consuming Ahrounian economy, worth 335 trillion Clahnm Clisscsks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,420 Clahnm Clisscsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, private law firms are unheard of, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Ahroun' is a smash hit. Crime is well under control. Ahroun's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahroun is ranked 165,596^th in the world and 1^st in PEOPLES OF EARTH AND MARS for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 554 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.