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Most Inclusive: 155thLeast Corrupt Governments: 168thMost Compassionate Citizens: 175th
The Principality of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Pineapple
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Ahblahblah

Population9.267 billion

CapitalBlahttawa

Currencyblob
Animalhuman

The Principality of Ahblahblah is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.267 billion Blabians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blahttawa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahblahblahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,238 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,542 blobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, when their backs are against the walls Blabians look out for gay men, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown. Ahblahblah's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahblahblah is ranked 54,697th in the world and 1,858th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Most Inclusive: 155thLeast Corrupt Governments: 168thMost Compassionate Citizens: 175thMost Pacifist: 207thNicest Citizens: 212thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 238thHighest Food Quality: 297thMost Beautiful Environments: 426thSafest: 476thBest Weather: 497thLargest Welfare Programs: 561stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 577thMost Advanced Public Education: 584thMost Developed: 596thSmartest Citizens: 631stHealthiest Citizens: 652ndLongest Average Lifespans: 668thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 837thHighest Average Tax Rates: 842ndLargest Governments: 960thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,028thMost Cultured: 1,083rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,266thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,804thMost Efficient Economies: 1,998thLowest Crime Rates: 2,089thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,266thMost Secular: 2,931stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,531stHighest Average Incomes: 3,929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,113thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,297thHighest Economic Output: 7,448thTop
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Nudest: 11,728thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,180thMost Stationary: 12,306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,974thMost Influential: 14,645thMost Income Equality: 15,543rd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 144th in the regionMost Secular: 164th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 187th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 243rd in the regionMost Stationary: 270th in the regionNudest: 335th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 382nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 522nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 660th in the regionLargest Populations: 730th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, when their backs are against the walls Blabians look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.

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