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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 170thFattest Citizens: 196th
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Aguazul

Population16.53 billion

CapitalSan Pablo
LeaderCalixto Salinas
Faithroman catholicism

Currencypeso
Animaljaguar

The Republic of Aguazul is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Calixto Salinas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.53 billion aguaguyzez are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Pablo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient aguatic economy, worth a remarkable 5,878 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 355,626 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,852,688 per year while the poor average 10,261, a ratio of 278 to 1.

Aguazul's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, all news sources are under strict government control, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aguazul's national animal is the jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is roman catholicism.

Aguazul is ranked 230,460th in the world and 7,426th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -71.97 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 170thFattest Citizens: 196thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 217thMost Ignorant Citizens: 218thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 235thLargest Gambling Industry: 245thMost Avoided: 351stHighest Disposable Incomes: 372ndLargest Insurance Industry: 426thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 439thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 444thLargest Mining Sector: 467thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 520thMost Devout: 713thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 794thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 881stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 944thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,115thHighest Average Incomes: 1,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,236thHighest Economic Output: 1,418thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,585thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,512thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,734thLargest Retail Industry: 5,181stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,552ndLargest Governments: 7,029thLowest Crime Rates: 7,839thMost Armed: 8,499thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,631stMost Efficient Economies: 12,368thLargest Black Market: 13,874thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,951stMost Pro-Market: 20,856thMost Conservative: 21,913thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,586th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 51st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 208th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 239th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 244th in the regionLargest Populations: 275th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 330th in the regionMost Extreme: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 356th in the regionLargest Governments: 368th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 369th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 391st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 427th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 523rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 554th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 655th in the regionRudest Citizens: 737th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aguazul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Aguazul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Aguazul was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
  • : Aguazul was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Democratic Republic of Minecraftiana, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Aguazul was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Empire of Jyggalag, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Aguazul was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Republic of Im So Awesome, infecting 178 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Aguazul was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Sultanate of Big Boyz, infecting 264 million survivors.
  • : Aguazul was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : Aguazul's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Aguazul's influence in Osiris fell from "Newcomer" to "Hatchling".

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