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Most Inclusive: 1,253rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,335thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,565th
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Agrocragoria

Population5.973 billion

CapitalNewark
LeaderJackie Aprile
Faithearning

Currencycannoli
Animalorangutan

The Liberated Lands of Agrocragoria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jackie Aprile with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 5.973 billion Agrocragorians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newark. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Agrocragorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion cannolis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,224 cannolis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, Jackie Aprile can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets. Crime is totally unknown. Agrocragoria's national animal is the orangutan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is earning.

Agrocragoria is ranked 240,094th in the world and 17,472nd in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 21.90409709248 days.

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Most Inclusive: 1,253rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,335thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,565thNicest Citizens: 1,577thHighest Food Quality: 1,842ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,187thMost Cultured: 2,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,797thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,863rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,141stMost Developed: 3,154thLargest Governments: 3,309thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,579thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,726thSmartest Citizens: 3,748thMost Pacifist: 3,957thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,097thMost Secular: 4,402ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,499thRudest Citizens: 4,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,435thMost Efficient Economies: 6,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,710thHighest Average Incomes: 8,871stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,527thHealthiest Citizens: 13,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,802ndTop
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Best Weather: 18,482ndHighest Economic Output: 22,470thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,488thHighest Drug Use: 25,821stMost Patriotic: 27,312th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 218th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 247th in the regionMost Income Equality: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 416th in the regionMost Average: 420th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 544th in the regionSafest: 567th in the regionMost Conservative: 595th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 963rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, Jackie Aprile can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
  • : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, sex changes are routinely performed at Agrocragoria's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, child labor has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, the 'sing-a-long with Jackie Aprile' album is a popular souvenir.
  • : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.

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