Population | 5.973 billion |
Capital | Newark |
Leader | Jackie Aprile |
Faith | earning |
Currency | cannoli |
Animal | orangutan |
The Liberated Lands of Agrocragoria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jackie Aprile with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 5.973 billion Agrocragorians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newark. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Agrocragorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion cannolis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,224 cannolis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, Jackie Aprile can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets. Crime is totally unknown. Agrocragoria's national animal is the orangutan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is earning.
Agrocragoria is ranked 240,094th in the world and 17,472nd in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 21.90409709248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, Jackie Aprile can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
- : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
- : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, sex changes are routinely performed at Agrocragoria's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, child labor has been outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, the 'sing-a-long with Jackie Aprile' album is a popular souvenir.
- : Following new legislation in Agrocragoria, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.