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Most Cheerful Citizens: 469thLeast Corrupt Governments: 949thMost Cultured: 993rd
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Population19.949 billion

LeaderMaximilian Clover


The P2TM Veteran of Agritum is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maximilian Clover with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.949 billion Agrilings live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wallflower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.

The powerhouse Agritummy economy, worth a remarkable 2,923 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 146,530 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agritum's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Agritum is ranked 208,320th in the world and 7,441st in Osiris for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -22.42 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 469thLeast Corrupt Governments: 949thMost Cultured: 993rdSafest: 1,155thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,184thHealthiest Citizens: 1,630thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,854thNicest Citizens: 1,958thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,918thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,021stBest Weather: 3,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,271stSmartest Citizens: 3,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,692ndMost Pacifist: 3,731stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,784thHighest Economic Output: 4,309thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,055thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,178thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,316thLargest Populations: 6,317thLargest Governments: 6,786thMost Influential: 7,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,223rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,287thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,226thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,774thHighest Average Incomes: 14,271stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,516thMost Developed: 16,061stMost Politically Free: 17,321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,625thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,341stMost Inclusive: 20,832nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionNicest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 74th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 113th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 115th in the regionBest Weather: 124th in the regionLargest Populations: 137th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 156th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 160th in the regionMost Pacifist: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 251st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 270th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 319th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 323rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 328th in the regionLargest Governments: 339th in the regionMost Politically Free: 356th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 393rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 440th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 464th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 726th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Agritum's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Agritum's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Agritum altered its national flag.
  • : Agritum was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Agritum ceased to exist in Ankh Mauta.
  • : Agritum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Agritum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Agritum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Agritum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Agritum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.


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