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Largest Mining Sector: 401stMost Ignorant Citizens: 681stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,131st
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Food for the armies of the Dark Lord
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Agricultural Nurn

Population9.14 billion

Capitalthe Ash Cloud Shadow of Mount Doom
LeaderSauron

CurrencyGold
AnimalSlave

The Republic of Agricultural Nurn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sauron with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.14 billion Nurnian Slaves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Ash Cloud Shadow of Mount Doom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Agricultural Nurnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,360 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,893 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 443,368 per year while the poor average 39,178, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach, the new one Gold coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Agricultural Nurn's national animal is the Slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Agricultural Nurn is ranked 15,999th in the world and 10th in Mordor for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16,203.46 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 401stMost Ignorant Citizens: 681stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,131stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,393rdFattest Citizens: 1,636thMost Armed: 1,773rdMost Avoided: 2,025thLargest Black Market: 2,067thHighest Crime Rates: 2,073rdTop
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Most Primitive: 2,534thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,787thLargest Retail Industry: 3,498thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,309thNudest: 5,150thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,088thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,666thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,405thRudest Citizens: 10,645thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,605thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,440thHighest Average Incomes: 14,261stMost Secular: 14,604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,518thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,708thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,051stMost Stationary: 18,000thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,627thMost Influential: 21,230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,169th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, the new one Gold coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime.
  • : Agricultural Nurn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Rudest Citizens, and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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