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Largest Mining Sector: 379thMost Ignorant Citizens: 742ndMost Avoided: 882nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Food for the armies of the Dark Lord
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Agricultural Nurn

Population10.359 billion

Capitalthe Ash Cloud Shadow of Mount Doom
LeaderSauron

CurrencyGold
AnimalSlave

The Republic of Agricultural Nurn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sauron with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.359 billion Nurnian Slaves have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Ash Cloud Shadow of Mount Doom. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Agricultural Nurnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 174,411 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, they say that Nurnian Slaves made a dessert and called it peace, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Agricultural Nurn's national animal is the Slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Agricultural Nurn is ranked 98,493rd in the world and 21st in Mordor for Most Conservative, scoring 54.71 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 379thMost Ignorant Citizens: 742ndMost Avoided: 882ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,287thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,304thFattest Citizens: 1,671stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,671stLargest Black Market: 1,742ndMost Armed: 1,796thLargest Retail Industry: 1,888thHighest Crime Rates: 2,124thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,639thNudest: 4,655thMost Primitive: 5,039thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,077thMost Efficient Economies: 5,871stLargest Gambling Industry: 6,810thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,943rdHighest Economic Output: 9,633rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,965thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,582ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,051stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,901stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,568thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,124thMost Stationary: 16,185thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,628thMost Secular: 17,922ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,373rdMost Influential: 19,528thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,738thLargest Governments: 23,475th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Agricultural Nurn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Agricultural Nurn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, they say that Nurnian Slaves made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Agricultural Nurn, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.

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