The Hippie-eaters of Agressor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Brute with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.488 billion Agressorians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Violencia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Agressorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,502 trillion needlesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 234,281 needlesses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,645,501 per year while the poor average 11,364, a ratio of 144 to 1.

Computers have been banned, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and A Brute's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Agressor's national animal is the taperecorder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Agressor is ranked 1,891^st in the world and 14^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 246.89 on the Bus Surprisal Index.