The Holy Green Lands of Agravonia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dude with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.254 billion Agravonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxy City. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Agravonian economy, worth 102 trillion gold bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,716 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The internet has been placed under government control, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, and Dude has been known to make speeches in fishing waders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agravonia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unsurity.

Agravonia is ranked 197,927^th in the world and 1^st in The Land of Creme for Largest Black Market, with 22.1 billion Standard Monetary Units.