by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,275th Most Influential: 1,565th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,566th
The Rogue Nation of
Authoritarian Democracy
The Green And Pleasant Land
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population3.211 billion

CapitalSaint George
LeaderPresident Constantine


The Rogue Nation of Agonya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Constantine with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 3.211 billion Agonyans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint George. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Agonyan economy, worth 394 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,733 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, you're only as old as you feel, and the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agonya's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Agonya is ranked 169,444th in the world and 6,298th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -27.32 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,275thMost Influential: 1,565thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,566thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,445thLowest Crime Rates: 3,666thHealthiest Citizens: 4,616thMost Primitive: 4,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,808thMost Cultured: 5,903rdBest Weather: 6,009thMost Developed: 6,654thMost Pacifist: 6,811thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,282ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,335thSafest: 7,816thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,020thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,578thLargest Governments: 8,712thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,733rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,308thMost Conservative: 16,199th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 71st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 112th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Cultured: 138th in the regionMost Primitive: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 158th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 165th in the regionBest Weather: 169th in the regionMost Pacifist: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 196th in the regionMost Developed: 196th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 227th in the regionSafest: 229th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 234th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 388th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 441st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 460th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 489th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 503rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 505th in the regionLargest Populations: 523rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Agonya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Agonya was endorsed by The Kingdom of Floranza.
  • : Following new legislation in Agonya, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Agonya, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Agonya, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Agonya, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Agonya, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Agonya endorsed The Holy Empire of Der Erste Orden der Sithari.
  • : Agonya was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Der Erste Orden der Sithari.
  • : Agonya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 132 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Aelitia, Roissyland, ReeK, Survivoristan, Brotherland, Bullpups, Adavan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Adolanta, Bachtendekuppen, Skandinavistan, Wizardonia, The Romanum Legio, Kangarawa, Southern Yugoslavia, Taurora, Xhaco, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Artimisiare, Bakaworld, Red Stripeia, Arkantis, New Birblands, Aristortia, Wendelandia, Republic of Monarchists, Pendragonania, Unger under over, Bolshikstan, Sicilla, Ciggie Smallistan, Kucia, Free Goldsaver, CopyCato, Squid Ruinosa, Trimmania, Sansangra, Wiranath, Blazing Samaritan, Galve, Riveraland, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Elejamie, Servants of Gizmo, Izonno, Socialist Holy American Empire, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Propwash, and 82 others.Danesopia, The Sacred Whale, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Fedele, Ver Norge, Qui sequuntur somnia, Mastariere, Bharatewa, Soirwren, Someseni, Betremia, Ravendi, Todd McCloud, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, Verketa, Bulli, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Marrico, Ellsonian Dominion, Impits Menouss, Thyaclinia, The Happian Union, Cantonese Union, Dreamersistan, Tim Stark, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Impia Aghte, Axdel, Elsweyr Land, Davelands, VW53Aland, Pakitsk, Broengtopia, The Almighty Country, Kagorg Bra Corna, Yumaka, Lejon Stad, Neruch, Shantan, Gorbastan, Solarfall, SloveStates, The Angel of Charity, Indrapore, Enlil, Tigerion, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Taya Dust, Dpispitir, Just Vale 2, Indovinesia, Sadinata, Lobos, The Buckeye States, Osterreich und Ungarn, Novo Datlovia, Roliganistan, Zukchiva, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, TheRuthenians, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Kralovstvi Slunce, Chubaka, Astroa, The United Asian Republics, Justice-Becoming, Kingdom of Pars, VoyKovie, Kilkire, Guthra, Poiston, Aleister, Opossum Slayer, ArenaC, Funkadelia, Greater Felter, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, and Floranza.

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