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Most Primitive: 1,166thMost Devout: 1,218thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,275th
The Monastic Community of
Authoritarian Democracy
Ἀντιλαβοῦ μου, ρῦσαί με ἀπὸ τοῦ πολεμίου
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Good

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AgniParthene

Population1.932 billion

CapitalHoly City
LeaderEcumenical Patriarch Διόνυσος
FaithEastern Orthodox

CurrencyLira
AnimalSheep

The Monastic Community of AgniParthene is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ecumenical Patriarch Διόνυσος with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 1.932 billion AgniPartheneans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy City. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving AgniParthenean economy, worth 130 trillion Lire a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,360 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's illegal to be caught on tape, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, hospitals in AgniParthene are too busy serving the needs of Byzantine Christendom to see AgniPartheneans, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AgniParthene's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

AgniParthene is ranked 160,928th in the world and 6th in Byzantine Christendom for Most Influential, scoring 233 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Primitive: 1,166thMost Devout: 1,218thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,275thTop
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Most Pacifist: 5,028thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,166thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,349thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,905thNicest Citizens: 8,823rdMost Income Equality: 8,960thBest Weather: 9,839thMost Cultured: 11,715thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,951stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,801stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,416thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,192ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,896thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,204thHighest Food Quality: 20,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,559thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,662ndLowest Crime Rates: 24,265thHealthiest Citizens: 30,035thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,908th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, hospitals in AgniParthene are too busy serving the needs of Byzantine Christendom to see AgniPartheneans.
  • : AgniParthene was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
  • : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows.
  • : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Ecumenical Patriarch Διόνυσος's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.

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