Population | 1.932 billion |
Capital | Holy City |
Leader | Ecumenical Patriarch Διόνυσος |
Faith | Eastern Orthodox |
Currency | Lira |
Animal | Sheep |
The Monastic Community of AgniParthene is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ecumenical Patriarch Διόνυσος with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 1.932 billion AgniPartheneans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy City. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving AgniParthenean economy, worth 130 trillion Lire a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,360 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's illegal to be caught on tape, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, hospitals in AgniParthene are too busy serving the needs of Byzantine Christendom to see AgniPartheneans, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AgniParthene's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.
AgniParthene is ranked 160,928th in the world and 6th in Byzantine Christendom for Most Influential, scoring 233 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
- : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, hospitals in AgniParthene are too busy serving the needs of Byzantine Christendom to see AgniPartheneans.
- : AgniParthene was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
- : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows.
- : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Ecumenical Patriarch Διόνυσος's questionably sane new coalition partners.
- : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in AgniParthene, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.