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Aglrinia was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 113
Most Corrupt Governments: 876thLargest Black Market: 965thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,522nd
The Shizhu Caliphate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Men Otemjej Rej Ilo Bein Kudu
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Aglrinia

Population28.154 billion

CapitalKazahkbad
LeaderThe Prophet Kudu
FaithIslam

CurrencyBeiji
AnimalManed Wolf

The Shizhu Caliphate of Aglrinia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Prophet Kudu with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.154 billion Aglrinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazahkbad. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aglrinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,424 trillion Beijis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,142 Beijis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, decongestants have replaced Beijis in street transactions, and vacationing Aglrinese expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aglrinia's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Aglrinia is ranked 305,317th in the world and 2nd in Audax for Most Cultured, scoring 5 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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1%
Most Corrupt Governments: 876thLargest Black Market: 965thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,522ndMost Secular: 1,870thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,929thHealthiest Citizens: 3,064thTop
5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,211thHighest Economic Output: 4,031stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,978thLargest Populations: 5,414thBest Weather: 5,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,555thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,275thMost Developed: 8,877thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,880thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,424thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,592ndMost Patriotic: 15,762ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,296thSmartest Citizens: 18,627thHighest Average Incomes: 19,496thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,971stHighest Poor Incomes: 22,756thMost Authoritarian: 22,766thMost Conservative: 23,506thMost Efficient Economies: 27,834thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,199th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aglrinia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Aglrinia's influence in Audax fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Aglrinia's influence in Audax rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Aglrinia's influence in Audax rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Aglrinia's influence in Audax rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Aglrinia's influence in Audax rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Aglrinia's influence in Audax rose from "Zero" to "Page".
  • : Aglrinia relocated from Osiris to Audax.
  • : Aglrinia was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Aglrinia ceased to exist in Audax.

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