Population | 28.154 billion |
Capital | Kazahkbad |
Leader | The Prophet Kudu |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Beiji |
Animal | Maned Wolf |
The Shizhu Caliphate of Aglrinia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Prophet Kudu with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.154 billion Aglrinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazahkbad. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Aglrinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,424 trillion Beijis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,142 Beijis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, decongestants have replaced Beijis in street transactions, and vacationing Aglrinese expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aglrinia's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Aglrinia is ranked 305,317th in the world and 2nd in Audax for Most Cultured, scoring 5 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aglrinia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Aglrinia's influence in Audax fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Aglrinia's influence in Audax rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Aglrinia's influence in Audax rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Aglrinia's influence in Audax rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Aglrinia's influence in Audax rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Aglrinia's influence in Audax rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Aglrinia relocated from Osiris to Audax.
- : Aglrinia was refounded in Osiris.
- : Aglrinia ceased to exist in Audax.