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Lowest Crime Rates: 41stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 68thMost Secular: 88th
The Ten Thousand Dharma Gates of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Bhikkhu Manzil
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Aggro

Population11.314 billion

CapitalAggropolis
LeaderBhikkhu Manzil
FaithZen

CurrencySilver
AnimalBlack Dog

The Ten Thousand Dharma Gates of Aggro is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bhikkhu Manzil with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.314 billion Aggroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aggropolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aggroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,607 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 318,890 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', government officials who do an offal job get smoked, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aggro's national animal is the Black Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zen.

Aggro is ranked 39,313th in the world and 1,258th in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 72.29 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 41stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 68thMost Secular: 88thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 95thHighest Average Tax Rates: 118thLargest Governments: 156thMost Developed: 157thLongest Average Lifespans: 172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 211thMost Advanced Public Education: 257thHealthiest Citizens: 329thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 331stMost Corrupt Governments: 333rdLargest Welfare Programs: 351stHighest Poor Incomes: 482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 497thBest Weather: 581stSmartest Citizens: 626thMost Patriotic: 821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 860thMost Advanced Public Transport: 865thMost Efficient Economies: 945thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,000thSafest: 1,025thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,147thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,166thHighest Average Incomes: 1,754thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,908thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,505thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,584thHighest Economic Output: 3,670thMost Influential: 3,928thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,961stMost Cultured: 6,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,947thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,452ndMost Pacifist: 7,827thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,847thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,034thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,394thMost Stationary: 14,763rdMost Authoritarian: 14,790thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,362ndMost Income Equality: 16,444th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Patriotic: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Stationary: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 159th in the regionMost Pacifist: 168th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 177th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 192nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 305th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 346th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 424th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 459th in the regionMost Income Equality: 473rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 690th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aggro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Aggro was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Sublime State of Israel.
  • : Aggro was endorsed by The Little Gunboat that Could of USS Merrimack.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Aggro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.

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