The Most Serene Republic of Aggicificicerous is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.817 billion Aggicificicerousians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Aggicificicerousian economy, worth a remarkable 1,854 trillion Philamoniques a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,155 Philamoniques, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown. Aggicificicerous's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aggicificicerous is ranked 71,978^th in the world and 1,077^th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 566 billion Standard Monetary Units.