The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.391 billion Agalaesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deiliannis. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Agalaesian economy, worth 55.2 trillion Agalaors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,699 Agalaors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, eminent domain has been abolished, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agalaesia's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Elfism.

Agalaesia is ranked 148,705^th in the world and 6,855^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.29 Obesity Rate.