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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,557th Most Primitive: 6,076th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,934th
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African rift union

Population170 million

CurrencyGold
AnimalOkampi

The Republic of African rift union is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 170 million African rift unionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The powerhouse African rift unionian economy, worth 12.3 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,343 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the African rift union City Natural History Museum, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. African rift union's national animal is the Okampi.

African rift union is ranked 114,416th in the world and 4,865th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,557thMost Primitive: 6,076thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,934thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,993rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,022nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 75th in the regionMost Primitive: 237th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 347th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 445th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 461st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 580th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 681st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in African rift union, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in African rift union, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in African rift union, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the African rift union City Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in African rift union, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in African rift union, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : African rift union lodged a message on the Knowhere Regional Message Board.
  • : African rift union lodged a message on the Knowhere Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in African rift union, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in African rift union, African rift unionian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in African rift union, foreign lack of enthusiasm for African rift unionian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.

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