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Afi-Aftos

Population46.45 billion

CapitalLoompaland
LeaderWhoop Dee Whoop
FaithDudeism

CurrencyFishterous Correlation
AnimalVermicious Knid

The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Whoop Dee Whoop with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.45 billion Afi-Aftosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loompaland. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth an astonishing 11,891 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,008 Fishterous Correlations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, and 90% of active duty AAAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 286,488th in the world and 6th in Fredonia for Safest, scoring 1.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Stationary: 7thMost Subsidized Industry: 18thLargest Populations: 53rdLargest Mining Sector: 141stLargest Black Market: 144thMost Ignorant Citizens: 144thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 196thMost Primitive: 214thMost Avoided: 227thMost Corrupt Governments: 252ndHighest Crime Rates: 382ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 429thFattest Citizens: 506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 521stHighest Economic Output: 573rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 576thMost Efficient Economies: 774thLargest Retail Industry: 864thMost Armed: 1,336thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,772ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,277thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,297thRudest Citizens: 4,202ndHighest Drug Use: 4,274thHighest Average Incomes: 5,006thMost Influential: 5,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,427thLargest Governments: 6,870thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,814thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,503rdMost Secular: 10,954thNudest: 12,669thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,048thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,812thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,124th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, 90% of active duty AAAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Afi-Aftos proposed constructing embassies between Fredonia and Peru.
  • : Afi-Aftos agreed to construct embassies between Fredonia and Corvinian Spanish Zone.
  • : Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
  • : Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Afi-Aftos proposed constructing embassies between Fredonia and Duplicates.
  • : Afi-Aftos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Afi-Aftos proposed constructing embassies between Fredonia and The International Bar.
  • : Afi-Aftos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.

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