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Afi-Aftos

Population42.205 billion

CapitalLoompaland
LeaderWhoop Dee Whoop
FaithDudeism

CurrencyFishterous Correlation
AnimalVermicious Knid

The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Whoop Dee Whoop with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.205 billion Afi-Aftosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loompaland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth a remarkable 9,776 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,649 Fishterous Correlations, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 785,338 per year while the poor average 50,453, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

The new classical revitalization of Loompaland is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 269,569th in the world and 10th in Fredonia for Smartest Citizens, with 0.2 quips per hour.

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Most Stationary: 8thMost Subsidized Industry: 14thLargest Populations: 60thMost Primitive: 117thLargest Mining Sector: 118thMost Ignorant Citizens: 155thLargest Black Market: 172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 207thMost Avoided: 229thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 270thMost Corrupt Governments: 304thHighest Crime Rates: 413thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 555thMost Efficient Economies: 574thHighest Economic Output: 642ndFattest Citizens: 688thLargest Retail Industry: 1,008thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,760thMost Armed: 1,979thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,083rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,157thHighest Average Incomes: 4,933rdMost Influential: 6,062ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,079thNudest: 7,163rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,706thLargest Governments: 9,859thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,988thMost Secular: 16,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,794thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,584th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

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