by Max Barry

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Most Income Equality: 2,680thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,496thNicest Citizens: 17,279th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
Kiwtod, Afhonik, Nawtoggaet
Civil Rights
Basket Case
Political Freedom
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Population3.73 billion

Faithan indigenous shamanic druidism


The Nomadic Peoples of Afhonikkwn is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.73 billion Afhonikkwnik are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Afhonikkwn economy, worth 52.5 trillion Grakens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 14,076 Grakens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, interest in globalism never flags, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afhonikkwn's national animal is the Pickerel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is an indigenous shamanic druidism.

Afhonikkwn is ranked 169,054th in the world and 283rd in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Income Equality: 2,680thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,496thNicest Citizens: 17,279thMost Devout: 17,782ndMost Politically Free: 18,190thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,041stMost Inclusive: 20,691st
Most Income Equality: 6th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 24th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the region

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