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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,853rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,847th Largest Retail Industry: 4,589th
The Emirate of
Corporate Police State
خداى زموږ دښمنانو ته سزا ورکړئ
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Afghanystan

Population557 million

CapitalKabul

CurrencyAfghani
AnimalMarkhor

The Emirate of Afghanystan is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 557 million Afghans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Afghan economy, worth 72.1 trillion Afghanis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,491 Afghanis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 610,067 per year while the poor average 16,320, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afghanystan's national animal is the Markhor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Afghanystan is ranked 88,557th in the world and 1st in Afghanistan for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 69.04 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,853rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,847thLargest Retail Industry: 4,589thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,897thMost Avoided: 4,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,731stFattest Citizens: 5,793rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,450thMost Devout: 7,903rdTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 9,087thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,544thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,731stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,267th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, polygamy is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.

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