The Protectorate of Afghan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.304 billion Afghanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parhasque. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.
The powerhouse Afghanian economy, worth 660 trillion Parhean Tongboes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,624 Parhean Tongboes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,159 per year while the poor average 6,336, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.
Families are only permitted to have one child, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, Afghan is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Afghan's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afghan's national animal is the Parhean Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Afghan's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Afghan's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Afghan's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Afghan was refounded in Balder.
- : Afghan ceased to exist in Yuno.
- : Afghan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Afghan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Afghan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Afghan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Afghan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Dead, and Most Zombified.