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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,578thMost Devout: 3,300thLargest Mining Sector: 4,871st
The Socialist Arab Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
What WMDs?
General Secretary Sameh Ashour
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

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Afgeristan

Population9.334 billion

CapitalMount Sinai
LeaderGeneral Secretary Sameh Ashour
FaithIslam

CurrencyGold-Plated Salt
AnimalBoar

The Socialist Arab Republic of Afgeristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Sameh Ashour with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.334 billion Afgeristinis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Sinai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The thriving Afgeristini economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion Gold-Plated Salts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,407 Gold-Plated Salts, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Afgeristan to disarm, they who do not work shall not eat, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afgeristan's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Afgeristan is ranked 49,348th in the world and 5th in United Federation of the Blanji Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,599.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,578thMost Devout: 3,300thLargest Mining Sector: 4,871stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,993rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,596thLargest Black Market: 5,918thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,256thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,593rdMost Primitive: 7,844thFattest Citizens: 7,885thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,937thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,294thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,555thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,305thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,817thMost Stationary: 17,421stLargest Retail Industry: 17,718thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,913thLowest Crime Rates: 19,513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,605thHighest Average Incomes: 21,968th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Afgeristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Afgeristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Afgeristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Afgeristan's influence in United Federation of the Blanji Alliance rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Afgeristan, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Afgeristan, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Afgeristan, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Afgeristan to disarm.
  • : Following new legislation in Afgeristan, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • : Afgeristan was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Afgeristan, they say that Afgeristinis made a dessert and called it peace.

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