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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,307thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,435thLargest Populations: 4,263rd
The Most Serene Empire of
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Population29.454 billion

LeaderEmperor Raizen dai Shivarii
FaithNeo Christianity


The Most Serene Empire of Aeyariss is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Raizen dai Shivarii with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 29.454 billion Aeyarissan hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archangel. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeyarissan economy, worth a remarkable 3,336 trillion Aerons a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 113,265 Aerons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, Emperor Raizen dai Shivarii is considering changing the Aeyarissan flag to one with more glitter, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown. Aeyariss's national animal is the Wyverns, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo Christianity.

Aeyariss is ranked 17,765th in the world and 5th in Kali Yuga for Smartest Citizens, with 67.95 quips per hour.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,307thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,435thTop
Largest Populations: 4,263rdHighest Drug Use: 4,986thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,015thHighest Economic Output: 5,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,727thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,034thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,052ndMost Cultured: 7,507thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,626thMost Primitive: 12,181stTop
Highest Food Quality: 15,164thNudest: 15,453rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,495thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,186thSmartest Citizens: 17,765thNicest Citizens: 19,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,695thMost Developed: 20,725thMost Efficient Economies: 21,849thLargest Insurance Industry: 24,494thMost Influential: 25,012thMost Devout: 28,080thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,141st
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aeyariss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Aeyariss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Aeyariss was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Aeyariss was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Aeyariss published "Peacemaker International Groups [PIGs}" (Factbook: Military).
  • : Aeyariss published "placeholder" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
  • : Aeyariss published "placeholder" (Account: Other).
  • : Aeyariss published "Aeyariss (Kali Yuga Version)" (Factbook: Overview).
  • : Aeyariss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Aeyariss altered its national flag.