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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,424th
The Archduchy of
Father Knows Best State
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Economy
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Aexalla

Population17.644 billion

CapitalSanguis

CurrencyDrokmyn
AnimalKodiak Bear

The Archduchy of Aexalla is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.644 billion Aexallans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanguis. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aexallish economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion Drokmyns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Gambling industry. Average income is an impressive 104,904 Drokmyns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's never "just a game" with Aexallish sports fans, future leaders of Aexalla regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aexalla's national animal is the Kodiak Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aexalla is ranked 2,127th in the world and 1st in Arctic for Largest Black Market, with 1,310 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,424thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,443rdLargest Black Market: 2,127thTop
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Best Weather: 4,544thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,868thMost Secular: 5,337thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,551stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,645thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,593rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,402ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,922ndHighest Economic Output: 8,942ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,612thLargest Populations: 10,287thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,385thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,396thMost Developed: 12,762ndMost Cultured: 14,520thLowest Crime Rates: 14,677thLargest Governments: 15,947thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,498thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,566thMost Efficient Economies: 22,515th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aexalla, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Aexalla, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Aexalla, future leaders of Aexalla regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Following new legislation in Aexalla, it's never "just a game" with Aexallish sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Aexalla, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising.
  • : Following new legislation in Aexalla, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aexalla, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Aexalla, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Aexallans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Aexalla, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Aexalla, sick days are on the rise.

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