|Leader||Holy Emperor Caoimhín|
The Holy Empire of Aeviternus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Caoimhín with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.731 billion Aeviternites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kihlek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Aeviternusian economy, worth 768 trillion Drakens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,873 Drakens, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeviternus's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Draconism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aeviternus endorsed The United Kingdom of Savaaria.
- : Aeviternus endorsed The Phranaprayutthayaphoshahlaya of The Serdey Islands.
- : Aeviternus endorsed The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity.
- : Aeviternus endorsed The Democratic Republic of Kobagia.
- : Aeviternus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
- : Aeviternus voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
- : Following new legislation in Aeviternus, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings.
- : Following new legislation in Aeviternus, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Aeviternus, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
- : Following new legislation in Aeviternus, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
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